Fictional's Theory Of Relativity

Theory of Relativity?

Nope! Einstein need not worry up there, for my theory can't change the fact that "space and time are relative concepts rather than absolute concepts".

But if space and time are relative concepts it sure is a thing to worry. And who else better than the diseased (Fictional) knows this? I wonder why Einstein couldn't figure it out, anyway. As far as my theory goes, I'm sure he had no relatives, and even if he had, the relatives had no kids to annoy him.

Yes! The diseased has relatives at his place since 4-5 days, visiting his family. Everyone loves to have relatives home, so do the diseased. Relatives were never a problem. But the amount of kids they carry with them sure is. Though, the count in the diseased’s case is merely three. But the kids are strong and brainsick, and at the end of the day the diseased could do nothing but kneel down to superiors. I know how you feel like when you show the sympathy for the diseased and say, "Oh, so sad!". But the 'end of the day' is just the beginning of this story.

Lucky diseased has his CAT preparation classes every alternate day, and so he's spared from the kids once every 2 days. But today was the alternate day that forces the diseased to be at home. And the day turned out to be terrible. It was annoyance at the extreme. "Oh so sad again!". But the diseased has a good news, he says, "They're leaving day after tomorrow.". A sign of relief, you feel sympathized again and say "Oh Good!". But there's something more.

Another news, he adds, "I have to be with them till I drop them to a place (unspecified) for the return trip day after tomorrow, the place is around 95 Km. away, takes 3 hours by train.” The sympathy demonstrators may say, "Oh sad again!”

And with my studies at stake, I'm being pestered by these kids who rule my residence at the moment. Unlike angelic sweet kids they are diabolic. I never thought kids could be so terrible. All I need is prayers for the two days they are still at home, playing with their favorite toy - me, the diseased.

Prayers, so that the diseased doesn't end up being deceased.

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Word of the day:

unctuous

Pronunciation: (ungk'chOO-us)

—adj.

1. characterized by excessive piousness or moralistic fervor, esp. in an affected manner; excessively smooth, suave, or smug.
2. of the nature of or characteristic of an unguent or ointment; oily; greasy.
3. having an oily or soapy feel, as certain minerals.

Synonyms: buttery, fulsome, oily, oleaginous, smarmy, unctuous, insincere (vs. sincere)

usage:

unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; "buttery praise"; "gave him a fulsome introduction"; "an oily sycophantic press agent"; "oleaginous hypocrisy"; "smarmy self-importance"; "the unctuous Uriah Heep".

Fictional Reality.